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Unread 01-08-2007, 13:36   #1
Thomas J Stamp
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Default Lucy Bamba.

This poor soul wishes to avail of my help:

MISS LUCY BAMBA
WEST AFRICA
APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE
ATTN PRESIDENT
DEAR,


Compliment of day please allow me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you , l got your name and contact from this site and l prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendation by myself for a reputable and trustworthy person l can do business with and by the recommendation l must not hesitate to confid in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am LUCY BAMBA , the only daughter of late mr and mrs MOSES BAMBA .my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant lived in ABIDJAN , the economic capital of cote d lvorie , he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on business .
when my mother died on the 21ST october 1984 my father
took me so special because l am motherless .
before the death of my father on 29th november
2000 in a private hospital here in abidjan , he
secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he
has a sum of US$7.500.000.(SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) left in a fixed
/suspense account in one of the prime bank here in
abidjan , that he used my name as the only dauther for his next of kin in deposit of the fund. he also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates , that l should seek for a GOD fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose , such as real estate management.
Sir l am honourable seeking your assistance in the
following ways
( 1) to provide a bank account into which this money
will be transfered to.
(2) to serve as the gauardian of this fund since l am
A girl of 21 years.
( 3 ) to make arrangement for me to come over to your
country in order to further my university education
and to secure a residential permit in your country.
moreover sir l am willing to offer you 15% of the
total sum as compensation for your effort /input after
the successfull transfer of this fund to your account
overseas.
furthermore you can indicate your option towards
assisting me as l believed that this project would be
concluded within fourteen ( 14 ) days you signify
interest to assist me. hopeing to hear from you
soonest
thanks and God
bless best regards
LUCY BAMBA

PLEASE CONTACT ME DIRECTLY TO MY YAHOO MAIL BOX
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Unread 01-08-2007, 13:45   #2
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Ask for 20% and go for (if you are 'GOD fearing'). It's free money.

Although I have my reservations about the murderous poisoning business associates. Not that they're very clever, leaving a daughter and heir behind.
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My reply:

Dear Lucy,

Thank you for your heartwarming and thoughful E-mail. Indeed, many thanks for praying over my name. Luckily enough I won €16 million on the Irish State Lottery on Saturday - maybe your prayers helped me!!

You are, right, my name does indeed have and esteemed nature and I take it that the recomendation must have come from my good friend Derek.

I was sorry to hear that your father died from chocolate related causes. My sincere condolenses. Luckily i do indeed fear GOD, or is it BOD? I think it is BOD - he plays for Leinster.

I can see that you are indeed in a pickle over this money. As I said, I have won our state lottery so there is no need to wonder abuot your financial future. If you could send me a photograph of yourself it may help me with my deliberations.

Really looking forward to hearing from you.
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Unread 01-08-2007, 18:53   #4
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[quote=Thomas J Stamp;23883]My reply:
You are, right, my name does indeed have and esteemed nature and I take it that the recomendation must have come from my good friend Derek.

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Nope. I told her you were looking for cheap sex.
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Default That's nothing.

You should see the one I got yestarday - the scammers are getting more brazen.

Note the "From" line. Emphasis for effect.

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Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:16:11 -0500 (CDT)
Subject: Assistance Needed in Property Purchase and any other Profitable Investment.
From: "Mrs. Inna Khodorkovsky." <inna_kd@yukosoil.com>





Warmest Greetings,
Warm greetings to you and the family. I am Inna Khodorkovskaya[Mrs].I
seek your assistance in investing for me in your Country and your
assistance in uying a personal house in your Country where I and my
children can stay as I am planning to relocate fully. I'll be delighted
if
you could help me get a house before I come over.If actually you can
help
me feel free to let me know and also if you have other good investment
ideas in your country, it will give me pleasure to know them,for
possible
investment.


Do get back to me on my private email:- mrs_innakd1967@yahoo.com.hk
Have a nice day.

Regards
Inna Khodorkovsky[Mrs]

NB:More information about myself and my family could be obtained from
the
link below:
http://www.rusnet.nl/news/2006/08/01...ffairs02.shtml

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Tell her she can come over if she cooks, cleans, irons and does some lap dancing. But the kids stay in Russia.
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Tell her she can come over if she cooks, cleans, irons and does some lap dancing. But the kids stay in Russia.
wahey what a plan
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This poor soul wishes to avail of my help:

MISS LUCY BAMBA
WEST AFRICA
APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE
ATTN PRESIDENT
DEAR,
ATTN PRESIDENT?

When did you get elected (and belated congratulations)?
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Theres been a military coup. The trains are definitely going to run on time now comrades.
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I hope the new regime won't be too harsh on me. I may not be a card-carrying member of your party but I've always been a fellow traveller
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