SHOPPINGCENTRE

[TomB]

This thread is going to be 1,000,000 times better than our sporting rival, I can just feel it.

Originally Posted by portarlington_user

can we have a shopping/shoe/soap section dedicated to the girls then?

those things are not just for the girls now sweetie

So, what do we think of the redesigned M&S in the Jervis Centre?
Where is better, Liffey Valley or Blanch?
Is the Dove real beauty campaign just a cynical marketing ploy?

But my pet shopping topic of the moment is: why are Zara clothes made for such anorexic people? It's not just the blokes either, was in there with the wife the other week and the women's stuff is seriously too small too. I have taken the time to develop a real-world guide to Zara sizes:

Small: 5'8" and a 20" waist
Medium: 5'11" and a 20" waist
Large: 6'1" and a 20" waist

H&M is almost as bad too. Feckin Swedes and Spaniards, someone should export the breakfast roll concept over to the rest of the EU and then we'd have a chance!

[Derek Wheeler]

If women don't contribute to this thread, we will lock it up!

Please note that no "drag queen efforts" will be tolerated. We whole heartedly and willingly encourage the beautiful species that is the female to go to war in this thread.

Just so we can look on and giggle, then feel stupid and then discover our female side, the one that most Irish men try to bury.

NIVEA FOR MEN! I swear by it.

[Thomas J Stamp]

Originally Posted by Derek Wheeler

Please note that no "drag queen efforts" will be tolerated.

Well thats me out of the picture so.

[dermo88]

And thats me potentially in it......

[portarlington_user]

Great stuff! Thanks for setting this up! Now did anyone see coronation st last night cos i missed it?
Also on the shopping front lads, give me an idea of what kind of xmas presents I should be getting for the other half as you boys are kind of hard to buy for outside of socks and aftershave!

[Thomas J Stamp]

Originally Posted by portarlington_user

Great stuff! Thanks for setting this up! Now did anyone see coronation st last night cos i missed it?
Also on the shopping front lads, give me an idea of what kind of xmas presents I should be getting for the other half as you boys are kind of hard to buy for outside of socks and aftershave!

A train set.

PS, didnt watch Constipation Street as I was out wrestling with Zebras.

[portarlington_user]

Originally Posted by Thomas J Stamp

PS, didnt watch Constipation Street as I was out wrestling with Zebras.

Well good thing you got the practise in cos I suspect you'll be doing a lot of wrestling tonight for Soap Night. 2 Coronation Streets, an Eastenders and a lovely helping of america's next top model! Lovely.

[Thomas J Stamp]

Originally Posted by portarlington_user

Well good thing you got the practise in cos I suspect you'll be doing a lot of wrestling tonight for Soap Night. 2 Coronation Streets, an Eastenders and a lovely helping of america's next top model! Lovely.

We're not big into the soaps. ANTM will be on all right. So will Strictly Come Dancing on BBC2 at 7, dont know what night that USA thing about dancing is on, but we'll watch that, its a sort of relaity zone in our place during the week, you can put money on either myself or Mrs Thomas J Stamp saying around 9pm "you miss I'm a Celeb, dont you?" "yeah, it was good, that"

Oh, and Emmer-bloody-dale will be on as well.

[portarlington_user]

Originally Posted by Thomas J Stamp

We're not big into the soaps. ANTM will be on all right. So will Strictly Come Dancing on BBC2 at 7, dont know what night that USA thing about dancing is on, but we'll watch that, its a sort of relaity zone in our place during the week, you can put money on either myself or Mrs Thomas J Stamp saying around 9pm "you miss I'm a Celeb, dont you?" "yeah, it was good, that"

Oh, and Emmer-bloody-dale will be on as well.

Well the good news for you is if strictly come dancing is on at 7 ( i don't watch it but i thought it was only a saturday night thing) then you're gonna miss emmerdale cos that's also on at 7. Unless you have the same annoying tv that my dad annoys mam with where it splits two channels at once so he can watch the golf and the soccer at the one time. Why on earth you'd want that is beyond me but he loves it! Poor Mam.